June 2012
stonerschmidt: if i was a disney princess i would be rapunzel cause i never leave my room
Jun 2nd
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I CAN HEAR DANCING QUEEN COMING FROM SOMEWHERE SO I AM NOW HERE SNUGGLED UP AWAITING DEATH BY SWEDISH MEATBALLS AND/OR IKEA.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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accutanebitch: my new therapy audiobook is intense.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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1 tag
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
May 27th
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May 27th
24 notes
1 tag
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
May 27th
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May 27th
893 notes
May 27th
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
May 27th
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May 27th
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Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
May 27th
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May 27th
gurry: calmgiant: Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet
May 27th
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jonidoesnotexist: fidei-avi: datplushass: moonlight-aphrodisiac: motherfuckingfaggotbrigade: I hope this never dies. This woman is my hero. I HAB A SOL. BAYANG MAGILIW PERLAS NG SILANGANAN Love her
May 27th
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bennyslegs: karkats-crotch: what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden  the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling sherlock would have no interest in talking to me
May 27th
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wushandkisdom: making it rain on my grandma
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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microwavepizzaoven: rare photograph of sarah jessica parker assaulting paparazzi
May 27th
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Eurovision
Everyone: Let's all speak English today.
France: Vive la France.
May 26th
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pityfiesta: overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb: a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
May 26th
83,963 notes
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
May 26th
87,544 notes
therealhamster: i don’t use capslock, i hold shift because i’m a real man
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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lunartrash: oh man if i were in the princess diaries and my grandma showed up out of the blue and told me i’m supposed to run a country i’d just be like nope i can’t even run a blog sorry genovia
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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commanderinqueef: seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues
May 26th
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